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This is the title of my journal...

Back home.
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[info]impman64
After another night of kicking my liver, it was time for me to head off home. 9am i woke up, still rather drunk and disorderly. Walked to the Loo, but before i could get there was two pigeons stareing me in the face! How the hell did they get there? Did i let them in while drunk? Did i snatch them out of the air and then throw into our block?

Whatever the answer i was too drunk and they where freaking me out.

So trying to take boxes downstairs while still drunk and avoiding the evil gaze of the birds i managed to get most of them down stairs before my parents appeared to take me home. Everything JUST fitted into the car and i trotted off to hand in my keys for the room. Then i was off! 4 hours of road ahead of me and i just sat in the car still quite drunk chit chatting to my parents about the many amazing adventures that i have had since going to uni.

We stopped at this little farmfood place. Its the one oppisite the one with the aeroplane and cannon outside. I got myself a lovely bacon roll. That reminds me ive got a cheese roll somewhere i think.

We set off again on the open road and didnt stop until we got home. Unpacked my stuff, had a shower and just chilled out on my bed for hours. I downloaded the newest Naruto and Bleach episodes and the Naruto Movie and chatted away on msn. Ahhh tis good to be home :D.